Count Ketchup Spread Head. I am Count Ketchup, mwahahaha, and I vant to suck your ketchup! Watch as I strike fear with my condiment dripping fangs. Just twist my head onto your average ketchup bottle and squeeze. I add bite to your burgers, fear to your french fries, horror to your hot dogs and terror to your tofu. And stop calling me cute. I’m not CUTE! I’m TERRIFYING! I’m striking fear in your heart right now, do you feel it? No? How about now?
